(I think there's like a 50% chance this page upload is going to go wonky on me because of some crap happening on the back end - I schedule these posts ahead of time, so if it uploaded weird, please check back later today for a fix)

Anyway. Nothing ruins the vibe like admitting that at one point you might have participated in some war crimes. Quick, uhh sing a song or something to get this most cringe bonfire party of all time back on track!